Not Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs

A little while ago, I took up a WordPress writing challenge that my pal Kat Leonard alerted a bunch of us to. It had been some time since I’d written any fiction, and I had a blast working on it. You can read it here.

In the spirit of more cowbell, I thought it would be cool to post the occasional creative writing piece – and make this an ongoing thing for the blog. Here’s a little something that came to me last night:

Not Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

My right knee is Crunchy.

My left knee is Cranky.

My eyes are Squinty.

My ass is Squishy.

My arms are Floppy.

My skin is Spotty.

My right pinky is Ouchy.

We’re not Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but we manage to get up every day, go off to work, and look after each other.